Sunday, February 6, 2022

Don't Make a Scene: Lost in America

The Story: Mansplaining. Oooh. Let's start off Valentine Month with that.

IF you didn't know, the term "mansplaining" has been around since 2008, and, in 2010, The New York Times designated it one of its "Words of the Year." "The Oxford" gives the definition:
"the explanation of something by a man, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing"
...which is described in such a way as to be its own illustration in the dictionary. Here's another example—approximately one-third of every episode of "I Love Lucy" was "mansplaining."
 
Fully 100% of these little "The Story" bits in Every Sunday Scene feature is "mansplaining." (Well, certainly this one is).
 
In this scene, David finally "just bursts" after Nancy blows their $100,000 savings on a bad run at the roulette wheel. It is uncomfortable (but not as uncomfortable as the scripted argument is—see below) and is dominated by a David rant that is hysterical and funny and manic—David swings between manic and depressive, and, in fact, their decision to "drop out" has come from his own panic attack before moving into a new house. 
 
It's funny because there's no perspective here. The two have the opportunity to drop out because of their own success. People living paycheck to paycheck don't even consider the move unless they are so desperate they are forced to live in their car, or wander gypsy-like from mobile park to mobile park (I amuse myself sometimes to think what would have happened if the Frances McDormand character in Nomadland had run into the Howards later in life—but, of course, that wouldn't have happened because the Howards barely made it a week in a Winnebago and went back to their past lives because they wanted the romanticism of Easy Rider without the austerity of it—good God, they're in a new Winnebago, for god's sake, not even motorcycles).
 
It just shows what can happen if you believe movies too much—so much of it is myth-making (and manipulative myth-making at that) that (if you WANT to believe it) you can actually believe it might be true. And that goes for television and even so-called "reality" shows (Johnny Carson used to joke that he couldn't get into the "Survivor" series because he knew that just off-camera there was an assistant director with a half-eaten cruller in his hand—so much for privation...and it's why so many people see Donald Trump as competent after watching "The Apprentice"*—and, by the way, "release the out-takes, Burnett").
 
Some might see this scene as male toxicity. I don't. David is so pathetic, one can only see him as funny—he is, after all, the one who got them into this stupid mess, and probably inspired Nancy to "take chances." It IS his fault. And now he's having a tantrum because he is, after all, a child. And so's she. Responsibility makes them both nauseous. It is only when they see that their original life could have been much worse, do they see how good it was and they then go back to it after the biggest detour they've ever taken.
 
The one to reality.
   
The Set-Up: Spurred by the purchase of a new home, upwardly-mobile couple David and Nancy Howard (Albert Brooks, Julie Hagerty) have, instead, "pulled a lateral" and "dropped out" "like in Easy Rider" in order to "touch Indians, see the mountains and the plains and all the things in the song." They get as far as Las Vegas where their liquidated assets are vaporized by Nancy's nighttime binge at a roulette table. Now, at Hoover Dam, after an extended period of passive aggressive silent treatment from David, the two "have it out."

Action!

34 EXT. SIDE OF ROAD - HOOVER DAM VISITOR AREA 
DAVID Where are you going?
NANCY Please come inside?
DAVID What is it? 
NANCY Sit down.
DAVID What is it?
NANCY Just sit down. Now, listen...
NANCY I apologize from the bottom of my heart. I'll make it up to you. 
NANCY I'll make you breakfast in bed for life.
DAVID No, stay away from the food—you'll lose it. 
DAVID I just want to know how this happened. I, I can't understand it. How did it happen?
NANCY I don't know; 
NANCY I just held things in for so long, I just burst.
DAVID What did you hold in? What were you holding in?
NANCY Everything. 
NANCY Listen, you know, you weren't the only one whose life wasn't satisfying. I sat in that office for seven years without a window. Sometimes I felt like I was going crazy.
DAVID Why didn't you wake me up? Why didn't you tap me on the shoulder and say "I think I'm having this problem. Is it okay if I go down and lose everything?" Then I could have helped. Maybe I could have said no. 
DAVID I'm sure the Desert Inn has an all-night shrink service along with a spa facility, don't they? 
DAVID Don't you think someone could have counseled us? He would have said, "Look..."
DAVID "...she's gotta let it go somehow. Why don't you spend $10,000 and rent the Goodyear blimp, and then it will fly around and flash positive things." Much cheaper, same result! 
DAVID Why didn't you wake me up? We could have discussed this.
NANCY I didn't understand it until now.
DAVID Oh, great, okay. Well...
DAVID ...congratulations, I'm glad. I mean I'm glad you understand everything. Unfortunately, I'm still screwed up! And we don't have the money to fix me. You're fixed! And now we have like, you know, a couple hundred for me. A hundred thousand for you, a hundred for me. I think I was sicker than you to begin with! 
DAVID Oh, God
DAVID I guess this was my fault. That's what I'm thinking. Maybe I just didn't explain the nest egg well enough. If you had understood—you know, it's a very sacred thing, the nest egg. And if you had understood the nest-egg principle—as we will now call it in the first of many lectures that you will have to get, 
DAVID ...because if we are to acquire another nest egg, we both have to understand what it means. 
DAVID The egg is a protector, like a god, and we sit under the nest egg and we are protected by it. Without it—no protection. Want me to go on? It pours rain. Hey, the rain drops on the egg and falls off the side. Without the egg? Wet! It's over. 
DAVID But you didn't understand it, and that's why we're where we are.
NANCY I understood the nest egg.
DAVID Please do me a favor. Don't use the word. You may not use that word! It's off-limits to you. 
DAVID Only those in this house who understand nest egg may use it. And... 
DAVID ...don't use any part of it, either. Don't use nest, don't use egg. If you're out in the forest, you can point: "That bird lives in a round stick." And, and, you have things over-easy with toast. 
DAVID Oh, gee, 
DAVID ...you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to give you a small punishment before lunch, and I'd like you to write 1,000 times on the pavement: I LOST THE NEST EGG. Come on, "I lost the nest egg"—say it, say it 500 times. 
DAVID "I lost the nest egg. I lost the nest egg. I lost the nest egg. I lost the nest egg. I'm startin' it for you...
DAVID ...you jump in anywhere. I lost the nest egg. I lost the nest egg. I lost the nest egg. I lost the nest egg."
DAVID "I lost the nest egg!"
NANCY Shut up with the nest egg!! 
NANCY And let me tell you something. That's not how you drop out, anyway. 
NANCY If you're really going to drop out, you drop out with nothing.
[She leaves the Winnebago.]
DAVID Oh, you do? 
DAVID Well, where did you read that? The Las Vegas Guide?
NANCY I didn't read it. Friends told me—people who know!
DAVID You don't know anybody who knows. You don't know anybody who ever dropped out, except for us. What are you talking about?
NANCY Alright! Alright! Well, the movie you're basing your whole life on, "Easy Rider," they had nothing. They had no...
NANCY ...nest egg. 
DAVID Bullshit. They had a giant nest egg. They had all this cocaine.
NANCY That's not true. 
DAVID It is true! 
DAVID Linda. They sold cocaine. Okay, wait a second! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[They both stop.]
DAVID I'm not going to stand here, in front of one of the great wonders of the world and argue about an old movie. 
DAVID I'll go back inside. If you can figure out some plan to make eight hundred bucks last a lifetime, 
DAVID ...
knock on the door. I'll be in there.
[David turns around and walks towards the motor home.]
 
 
Words by Albert Brooks and Monica Mcgowan Johnson
 
 
Lost in America is available on DVD and Blu-Ray from Warner Home Video.


 
Here is the scripted version of this scene:
 
NANCY I don't want to have an argument in front of those people. 
DAVID Why not? I think those people are entitled to know how stupid you are. 
NANCY This is going to turn into a personal attack, isn't it? 
DAVID What else? A general attack? Who am I going to attack? Nevada? I can't attack the state. It wasn't their fault. I can't attack the motor home. It stayed in the parking lot. I can't attack me. I was fast asleep. By process of elimination, who's left? 
NANCY I am. I'm left, okay? And I'll say it one more time - I'm sorry. 
They are off by themselves now. They have reasonable privacy. They are both very upset. 
DAVID I don't want your apologies. I want to know why? I want to try to understand how it happened. Tell me. How did it happen? 
NANCY I couldn't sleep. 
DAVID You couldn't sleep. I see. Now, I remember nights where I couldn't sleep. I'm just trying to think what I did. Let's see. I tried warm milk or I took a long walk or I took Nytol and then, if all that didn't work, I gave away all the money I ever earned. But you didn't try any of those things first. You just gave away the money first, right? What did you intend to do? Have warm milk afterwards? Tell me. I'm mixed up. 
NANCY You're not even listening. 
DAVID I'm sorry. You're right. Go ahead. You couldn't sleep. Then what happened? 
NANCY I don't remember. I just went downstairs. 
DAVID Why didn't you wake me up? 
NANCY What would you have done? 
DAVID What would I have done? I would have followed you. I would've seen you. I would have watched you take your money and begin to lose it and I would have stopped you at thirty dollars, maybe thirty-two dollars, at the most. I would have said, "Sweetheart, come back to bed. We don't want to fool with our nest egg." You know, Nancy, I think you just considered nest egg to be a term but to me, it was a key to this whole experiment. Why, I considered it like a third person. It was our best friend, our guardian angel. It was going to allow us to do everything we wanted to do. It was going to watch over us during bad times and laugh with us during good times. It was going to help us roam and purchase and eat and explore. It was going to help us make love and laugh and cry and now, it's gone and who's got it? The Desert Inn! They've got our nest egg. They can sure use it, can't they? They don't have their own. They're a poor little organization. They need our nest egg. Gee, I hope they use it wisely. I know someday those mirrors are going to have to be reflocked and the red velvet was looking kind of worn. And those little heart beds are going to need new sheets. I'm glad we could help them pay for that. I'm glad our life savings will go towards making that room look a little prettier. I'm glad we gave it all to them, Nancy. I'm just going to miss the little nest egg, that's all. Won't you, sweetheart? Won't you miss the nest egg? In the middle of the night, won't you feel kind of lonely because little nest egg is paying for the gas in Frank Sinatra's limo? 
NANCY Shut up, David! (begins to cry; she's getting hysterical) Shut up! I don't want to hear nest egg anymore! I don't want to hear that word. Let me tell you something. That's not the way you drop out anyway. If you're really going to drop out, you drop out with nothing! 
DAVID You drop out with nothing? Oh where did you read that? In the Las Vegas Guide? 
NANCY I didn't read that. I know that. 
DAVID Oh, I see. Who told you? 
NANCY Friends, people who know. I don't have to answer you. 
DAVID No. You don't have to answer me. You can't answer me because no one ever told you that. You never had friends who dropped out. You don't know anybody who dropped out except for us. So how the hell did you know that? Come on, tell me? 
NANCY Alright. The movie you're basing your whole life on, "Easy Rider," they dropped out with nothing. They had no nest egg. 
DAVID Bullshit. They had a huge nest egg. They sold cocaine. They didn't get on their motorcycles till their nest egg was giant, fifty times the size of ours. 
NANCY That's not true. 
DAVID Oh, look. I'm not going to stand here, in front of one of the seven wonders of the world and argue about an old movie. I'm going to go now and get back in the motor home and maybe you can wander around out here and figure out something to do. We have eight hundred dollars left and an entire lifetime. See what you can come up with. 
David starts to walk away. 
NANCY We could sell cocaine. 
DAVID (stops and turns around) Well, my God. Why didn't I think of that? Great idea. As a matter- of-fact, I remember after seeing "Midnight Express" I went out of the theater saying to myself, "That's for me. Sex with hundreds of Turkish men." 
David turns around and walks towards the motor home.
 
* Trump initially didn't want to do "The Apprentice" as he thought reality television was "for the bottom-feeders of society." I can see chests swelling with pride over THAT statement. To me, it sounds like a mission statement.

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