Why haven't I re-published this "Don't Make a Scene" from Akira Kurosawa's Ikiru? I don't know. But, an anglicized version of it—Living, starring Billy Nighy—is now in theaters, and maybe now is an appropriate time to publish it. There's never a good time.
The Story: In an early episode of "Inside the Actor's Studio," host James Lipton (as he typically does) asked his guest Gene Wilder the customary questions* that end the interview. When he asked Wilder "What is your LEAST favorite word, the comic actor's answer snapped back, bitterly, and with the clear-eyed directness of experience.
This is a scene about cancer. And medicine. And doctors. Seen lots of scenes like that in movies (there'll be one like this one, half a world and many genres away next week—a curious reflection of this film, as commonly happens with Kurosawa's films and his way of telling relatable tales**). But it is also about indifference, and that is unusual in movies, even today. The director-writer of the film is Akira Kurosawa, and so it is also infused with the Master's combination of humor and tragedy, pathos and cruelty, something he learned in the translations of the Elizabethan and Russian writers that so informed his style of story-telling. It is ironic in that the the man being informed of his disease (by, ironically, not being informed of his disease) is a government functionary—an ineffectual paper-pusher—Kanji Watanabe (Takashi Shimura), whose way of dealing with a problem is the bureaucratic answer to everything: ignore it, and maybe it will go away.
So, what he receives at this doctor's office is a taste of his own medicine. And it is a bitter pill.
Action!
PATIENT: Stomach?
PATIENT: Yeah, my stomach's bad, too. It's what they call "chronic."
PATIENT: These days I hardly feel alive unless my stomach hurts.
NURSE: Suzuki-san!
SUZUKI: Yes!
PATIENT: That man over there -
PATIENT: His doctor told him he has a bad ulcer. But trust me, it's stomach cancer.
PATIENT: In a word, that very thing.
PATIENT: And stomach cancer is practically a death sentence.
PATIENT: The doc usually says it's just a mild ulcer. And that there's no real need to operate. And that you can eat as much as you want, as long as it's easy to digest.
PATIENT: If that's what he tells you, you've got a year at most.
PATIENT: But if you've got these symptoms you won't last a year:
PATIENT: First, if the pain is kind of heavy.
PATIENT: Second, if you can't stop burping unpleasantly.
PATIENT: And your tongue's always dry. You can't get enough water and tea.
PATIENT: And then there's the diahrrea...
PATIENT: And if it isn't diahrrea, well, then, you're constipated.
PATIENT: Your bowel movements go black.
PATIENT: And then....
PATIENT: That meat you used to love so, you can hardly touch it anymore.
PATIENT: And whatever you eat, you vomit half an hour later.
PATIENT: And when stuff you ate last week comes up when you vomit, well, then you're done for.
PATIENT: You've hardly got three months...
FADE to NEXT SCENE...
NURSE: Watanabe-san. Watanabe Kanji-san.
NURSE: Watanabe-san.
WATANABE: Yes.
DOCTOR: Sit down.
DOCTOR: Sit down.
DOCTOR: Um...It looks like you've got a mild ulcer.
WATANABE: Honestly...
WATANABE: Please tell me...
WATANABE: ...the truth.
WATANABE: Tell me it's stomach cancer.
DOCTOR: Yeah. I just told you, it's a mild ulcer.
WATANABE: What about an operation? Can't you operate?
DOCTOR: Oh no, there's no need to operate. It'll heal on its own.
WATANABE: And my diet?
DOCTOR: Well, just use your common sense. As long as it's easy to digest...
DOCTOR: ...you can eat whatever you like.
*
"Cancer."
This is a scene about cancer. And medicine. And doctors. Seen lots of scenes like that in movies (there'll be one like this one, half a world and many genres away next week—a curious reflection of this film, as commonly happens with Kurosawa's films and his way of telling relatable tales**). But it is also about indifference, and that is unusual in movies, even today. The director-writer of the film is Akira Kurosawa, and so it is also infused with the Master's combination of humor and tragedy, pathos and cruelty, something he learned in the translations of the Elizabethan and Russian writers that so informed his style of story-telling. It is ironic in that the the man being informed of his disease (by, ironically, not being informed of his disease) is a government functionary—an ineffectual paper-pusher—Kanji Watanabe (Takashi Shimura), whose way of dealing with a problem is the bureaucratic answer to everything: ignore it, and maybe it will go away.
So, what he receives at this doctor's office is a taste of his own medicine. And it is a bitter pill.
Action!
PATIENT: Stomach?
PATIENT: Yeah, my stomach's bad, too. It's what they call "chronic."
PATIENT: These days I hardly feel alive unless my stomach hurts.
NURSE: Suzuki-san!
SUZUKI: Yes!
PATIENT: That man over there -
PATIENT: His doctor told him he has a bad ulcer. But trust me, it's stomach cancer.
PATIENT: In a word, that very thing.
PATIENT: And stomach cancer is practically a death sentence.
PATIENT: The doc usually says it's just a mild ulcer. And that there's no real need to operate. And that you can eat as much as you want, as long as it's easy to digest.
PATIENT: If that's what he tells you, you've got a year at most.
PATIENT: But if you've got these symptoms you won't last a year:
PATIENT: First, if the pain is kind of heavy.
PATIENT: Second, if you can't stop burping unpleasantly.
PATIENT: And your tongue's always dry. You can't get enough water and tea.
PATIENT: And then there's the diahrrea...
PATIENT: And if it isn't diahrrea, well, then, you're constipated.
PATIENT: Your bowel movements go black.
PATIENT: And then....
PATIENT: That meat you used to love so, you can hardly touch it anymore.
PATIENT: And whatever you eat, you vomit half an hour later.
PATIENT: And when stuff you ate last week comes up when you vomit, well, then you're done for.
PATIENT: You've hardly got three months...
FADE to NEXT SCENE...
NURSE: Watanabe-san. Watanabe Kanji-san.
NURSE: Watanabe-san.
WATANABE: Yes.
DOCTOR: Sit down.
DOCTOR: Sit down.
DOCTOR: Um...It looks like you've got a mild ulcer.
WATANABE: Honestly...
WATANABE: Please tell me...
WATANABE: ...the truth.
WATANABE: Tell me it's stomach cancer.
DOCTOR: Yeah. I just told you, it's a mild ulcer.
WATANABE: What about an operation? Can't you operate?
DOCTOR: Oh no, there's no need to operate. It'll heal on its own.
WATANABE: And my diet?
DOCTOR: Well, just use your common sense. As long as it's easy to digest...
DOCTOR: ...you can eat whatever you like.
Ikiru (To Live)
Words by Shinobu Hashimoto, Hideo Oguni, and Akira Kurosawa (Translation by Linda Hoaglund)
Pictures by Asakazu Nakai and Akira Kurosawa
Ikiru in available on DVD from The Criterion Collection
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
** That would have been this scene from The Shootist.
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