Sunday, January 12, 2025

Don't Make a Scene: My Darling Clementine

The Story: One of the wonders of director John Ford's work is how he could combine comedy and drama and do it very quickly. This has brought some critical sniffing from academics complaining of his "tonal shifts"—as if drama couldn't have some ironic levity to it—and that one would undermine the other. Such a thing (goes the thinking) is indicative of "low-brow" entertainment.

I rather think the opposite.
 
Take this scene from My Darling Clementine (what some have argued is Ford's greatest western—I don't agree but it's right "up there"): moments after a rollicking, boisterously chaotic scene where Tombstone's citizenry is about to lynch the town's opera-house owner for not producing the Shakespearean actor that was promised ("Bird imitators! Bird imitators! That's all we get!" "Marshal, be reasonable! All we want to do is to ride him around town a couple of times on the rail!")to a haunting scene where the film's personification of doom—Doc Holliday—completes Hamlet's soliloquy when that previously mentioned Shakespearean thesp' has trouble stage-treading "the undiscoverd' country" portion. Talk about "tonal shift"—from the senselessly raucous rubism of frontier justice to the contemplation of death and its place in the lives of its characters and its near occasion within a hand's reach.
 
Of course, Doc Holliday does the recitation. And does it...by heart. He's medically-trained, college-educated. He knows his "Hamlet". But, he also knows of that section and has probably contemplated it, seeing has he's got one foot in the grave already—he's come to the dry-air of Tombstone because of the TB that's eating away at his lungs. And the same fatalism that makes him quick on the draw (in cards or confrontation) shadows his very existence. Ford treats him like Death itself, dressing him darkly, keeping him in shadow, and, here, reciting Shakespeare's contemplation of action versus inaction versus consequences, reciting the darker part of the speech, choking on the "conscience doth make cowards of us all." Doc has a conscience of death more than any of them. No wonder he chokes on the words. It's a harbinger of things to come.
 
But, given how the scene plays out ("Exeunt 'Doc'"), it is pretty sure that neither Wyatt or Old Man Clanton have ever read "Hamlet". They don't have time for indecision...or use for it.
 
And death? That'll happen to other people. 
 
The Set-up: Wyatt Earp (Henry Fonda), with his brothers, have settled in the town of Tombstone, Arizona, after their youngest brother James has been killed by rustlers, suspected to be the gang run by Old Man Clanton (Walter Brennan). Now Wyatt is Marshall of the frontier town, trying to keep the peace, even with such notorious residents as the gambler and gun-fighter "Doc" Holliday (Victor Mature). Earp and Holliday become allies, and one night—after "Doc" has had a particularly hazardous shave—go out on the town. But, Wyatt's "job" is never too far away.
 
Action!
 
[Fanfare] 
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
[Clears Throat] Ladies! 
[Women Cheering] 
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
- And gentlemen! - 
[Men Cheering] 
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
Owing to circumstances that I had nothing to do with! 
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
The show, The Convict's Oath, will not appear tonight! 
[Crowd Jeering] 
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
But...
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
as if I didn't already have enough trouble! That eminent actor, that sterling tragedian! 
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
Mr Granville... 
CROWD:
Thorndyke! 
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
Has completely disappeared! 
[Yelling, Jeering] 
WYATT EARP:
Wait a minute! What are you acting so mad about? 
PATRON 1:
Why, this is the fourth time this year this has happened, Marshal! 
TOWNSMAN 1:
Bird imitators! Bird imitators, that's all we get! - 
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
Gentlemen, I can explain! - 
WYATT:
What are you fixin' to do about it? 
TOWNSMAN 2:
Marshal, be reasonable! All we want to do is to ride him around town a couple of times on the rail! - 
[Crowd Agreeing] 
WYATT:
Well, that sounds reasonable enough to me! 
OPERA HOUSE OWNER:
Oh, no, not that! Oh, no! 
WYATT:
Wait a minute, boys! Wait a minute! 
WYATT:
I got a better idea! Just give me fifteen minutes! And I think I can find this Mr ... - 
CROWD:
Thorndyke! - 
WYATT:
I'll bring him back here! Now sit down! Take your seats again! Have another beer! 
[Crowd Chattering] 
IKE CLANTON:
Look, Yorick! Can't you give us nothing but them poems? 
THORNDYKE:
I have a very large repertoire, sir! 
IKE: Great! All right, Yorick! Go ahead! Shoot!
Thorndyke uncorks a bottle with his teeth,
spits out the cork,
and takes a long draw.
Thorndyke lays down the bottle
A barfly draws his pistol
and shoots his bottle
[All Laughing] 
THORNDYKE:
Minstrel, pray help me! 
[Piano] 
DOC HOLLIDAY:
Wait! I wanna hear this! 
THORNDYKE:
Thank you! 
THORNDYKE:
To be, or not to be: 
THORNDYKE:
That is the question! Whether 'tis nobler in the mind! To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune! Or to take arms against a sea of troubles! And by opposing end them? 
THORNDYKE:
To die, to sleep, 
THORNDYKE:
no more. 
THORNDYKE:
And by a sleep, to say we end the heartaches... and the 
THORNDYKE:
thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to! 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd! To die, 
THORNDYKE:
to sleep! To sleep, perchance to dream. 
THORNDYKE:
Ay, there's the rub! For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come! When we have shuffled off this mortal coil... 
IKE: That's enough! 
IKE: That's enough! 
[Shot Glass Shatters] 
IKE: You don't know nothin' but them poems! 
IKE:
You can't sing! 
IKE: Maybe you can dance! 
DOC:
Leave him alone. 
DOC:
Please go on, Mr Thorndyke! - 
THORNDYKE:
Thank you, gentleman! - 
[Piano Continues] 
THORNDYKE: Must give us pause! 
THORNDYKE:
There's the respect! 
THORNDYKE:
That makes calamity of so long life! 
THORNDYKE:
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time! 
THORNDYKE:
The law's delay, the insolence of office! 
THORNDYKE:
And the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy take!
THORNDYKE:
When he himself might his quietus make! With a bare bodkin? 
THORNDYKE:
Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat! Under a weary life... 
THORNDYKE:
...
life! 
THORNDYKE:
Please, help me, sir! 
DOC:
But that the dread of something after death! 
THORNDYKE:
Would you carry on? I'm afraid! 
THORNDYKE:
It's been so long! 
DOC:
The undiscover'd country! From whose bourne no traveler returns!
DOC:
Puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those ills we have...
DOC:
than fly to others that we know not of! Thus, conscience does make cowards of us all! 
[Coughs] 
[Gagging] 
WYATT:
They're waiting for you at the theater, Mr Thorndyke! 
THORNDYKE:
Thank you, sir! 
THORNDYKE:
Shakespeare was not meant for taverns!  
THORNDYKE:
Nor for tavern louts! 
IKE:
Yorick stays here!
Wyatt unholsters his gun.
and clobbers IKE.
Phin draws on Wyatt...
...who fires back.
Old Man Clanton, hearing the gunshots, bursts out of the card room.
WOMAN:
¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa? 
WOMAN:
¡Parece que hay bandidos! 
OLD MAN CLANTON:
My apologies, Marshal! 
OLD MAN CLANTON:
Ike and Phin have had a little whiskey! 
WYATT:
Sure! I figured they was just having themselves some fun! 
WYATT:
Come on, Mr Thorndyke! I'll take you to the theater! 
BILLY CLANTON:
Stop! - 
BILLY:
Stop, Pa! 
BILLY:
Stop! Stop! 
OLD MAN CLANTON:
When you pull a gun, 
OLD MAN CLANTON:
kill a man!
BILLY:
Yes, Pa...

 
 
Pictures by Joseph MacDonald and John Ford
 
My Darling Clementine is available on DVD from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment and on Blu-Ray from The Criterion Collection. 

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