Don't Make a Scene: 2001: A Space Odyssey

The Set-Up:  Hoot. Hoot-hoot-hoot-grunt. Scruff-hhrrn-arrr-rgl hrrrrrr-arrr-rra-aah-hoot; Hurrn ra-rah 2001: A Space Odyssey. Hurf-rah grrr hrrn ar-aarr grunt pfft, rawr urr-huff rah-ah ra-ruf oot oot gr-hurrn ahrf uh uh ur.

Raw urk uhh-hoof skrawra huhn-uhn. Uh uh uh. Raaawr.
Hoot.

The Scene:  Ta Hoot arr Rrahr. Rahr uht uht Moonwatcher (Daniel Richter) r-rr hoof raht-raht slur. Rawr hu-ur awrr-oorf rawr thud-thud hurraw-hurraw. Hurr-hurr. Urf.

Hoot!

APE 1  Hrawr-hrr-hrr.

APE 2  Hrrr-hrr-hrr.

APE 3  HUFF-huff-huff-huff!

MOONWATCHER  RAWWWWR!

MOONWATCHER  HAR-Ra-Hff-hff!

APE 4  Hoot-hoot.

APE 4  Hoot-hoot-hoot. 
APE 5  Oof!

 MOONWATCHER  RAWR-rah-Hawr-Hawr-RAWR!

APE 4  Hrr-hrhh-hrr-hrrr! Hff!

  MOONWATCHER  (slurp)

 APE 3  Grrrr!
 APE 6  Hrr-ruhf!

APE 5 Hoot.

MOONWATCHER  Hrrr?.
APE 5 Hurr-hrr-Hrr.

MOONWATCHER  HrrRR-Skreeech!
APE 4  HOOT! Hoot-hoot-Skreeee-Skreeeee!
APE 5 HOOT! RAWR! HAWR!

APE-LEADER  Hawr!Hawr! H-rawr! H-rawr!
MOONWATCHER  Rawr-Rawr!-ra-Rawr!
APE 4 Skreeee! Skreeeee! Skreeee! Skreeeee!
APE 5 RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!

APE-LEADER  Rawr!  RAWR! RAAWR! Hrawr!
MOONWATCHER  HUR-HUR-HUR!-Ha-Rawr!
APE 4 Skreeee! Skreeeee! Skre-ee! Skraawwwr!
APE 5 RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!

APE-LEADER  RAWR! RAAWR! RAAWR!
MOONWATCHER  HUR-HUR-HUR!-Ha-Rawr!
APE 4 Skreeee! Skraawwwr!! Skreeee! Skraawwwr!
APE 5 RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!
APE 6 Hrrff!  Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!

APE-LEADER Hrawr!  Hrawr!  Hrawr!
APE 4 Skreeee! Skreeee!
MOONWATCHER Rawr! Rawr!
APE 6 Hrrff!  Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!

APE-LEADER Hrr-HRAWR-Rah! Hrr-Hrr-Hrr..
APE 4 Skreeee!  Skreeee!
MOONWATCHER Hrrr! Rawr!
APE 6 Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!

APE-LEADER  H-ha-RAWR! Rah-Rawr-Rah!
APE 4 Skreeee!  Skreeee!
APE 6 Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!

APE-LEADER  Hrrr-ha-RAWR! Rah-Rawr-Rah! ARR-Arr!
APE 4 Skreeee!  Skreeee!
APE 6 Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!
APE 7 Ulp!

APE-LEADER  Huh-HAWR-hrr! RAWR-huh!  RAWWWR!
APE 4 Skreeee!  Skreeee!
APE 6 Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!

APE 4 Hrawr!  Hrawr!  Hrawr! Hrawr! 
APE 3 Hoot! Hoot!  Hoo-Hoot!
MOONWATCHER Skrreeech-Rawr-Rawr!  Hurr-hurr...
APE-LEADER  Hrr-Raw! Hrr-Raw!  RAWWR!
APE 6 Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!

APE 3 Hrawr! Hrawr-uh! Hrawr! Hrawr-uh! 
APE 4 Skraaah!  Skraaah!
MOONWATCHER  Rawr!! Rawr! Hrr-Raawr!

MOONWATCHER  ...Hur-Har-UR-HAAWR-RAH!
APE 4 Skreeee!  Skreeee-aah!
APE-LEADER  Hrr-Raw! Raw!  RAWWR!

APE-LEADER  Ra-awrr! RAWR!
APE 6 Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!
APE 7 Hoot-oot-hoot-hoot.
APE 4 Skraawww!  Skraaaw!

APE-LEADER  RAWR! RAWR!  Hur-hur-hur-RAWR.
APE 7 Hoot.
APE 4 Skraawww!  Skraaaw!

APE-LEADER  Hurah-rawr-rawr.
APE 4 Skraawww!  Skraaaw!
APE 6 Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!

APE-LEADER  Hur-rawr-RAAAAAAWR!!
APE 4 Skraawww!  Skraaaw!
APE 6 Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!

APE-LEADER  Hur-raw-rawh-rawh!!
APE 4 Skraawww!  Skraaaw!
APE 6 Hrrff! Hrrff! Hrrff!

APE-LEADER  A-aaarrrh!!!
APE 8 Skrraw!

APE-LEADER RAA-AAA-A-AAWR!!
APE 9 Skeee!

MOONWATCHER  ...Hur-Hur-arrh-hur!
APE-LEADER  Hur-rawr-RAAAAAAWR!!
APE 9 Skeee!

MOONWATCHER  ...Rarrh!

APE-LEADER  ...Hur-arrh!
APE 8 Arr-Arrh-ar-ar!

APE 4 (Distant) Skraawww!
APE 8 Hurr-hrr-ar-ar!

 APE 5 Skreee!

APE 4 (Distant) Raawr-ra-ah!
APE-LEADER Hr-hr-rawr-ra! 

APE 4 (Distant) Hrr-huuh-Skraaw-skraw!

APE-LEADER  RAAA-AAAWR!

APE 10  Hoot! Hoot! Hoot-hoot.

APE 10  Rawr!

2001: A Space Odyssey

Grunts, Hoots and Growls by the M-G-M Audio Library (as dictated by Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick)

Pictures by Geoffrey Unsworth and Stanley Kubrick

2001: A Space Odyssey is available on DVD and Blu-Ray from Warner Home Entertainment.

MAD Magazine version of the scene