
Thursday, June 6, 2024
Little Children

Wednesday, April 10, 2024
The Reader
I'm quoting Shakespeare there, so obviously this is a very "serious", and "important" film. But just to raise the hackles of any Weinstein Co. "readers" out there, here's a snarky little blanket quote to start things off:
Take The Summer of '42 and strip all the fun out of it and you have The Reader.
No, really. You've got the moony kid, but instead of 40's Nantucket, move it to early 60's Berlin. Instead of said moony kid having friends who provide the comedy relief, this kid is absolutely friendless, so there is no comedy or relief to be found, and instead of the lovely nubile widow-to-be showing him the ways of the world, you have the dour, nubile former SS-guard showing him just about every position in the book (I counted).Still, I saw The Reader with a nearly sold-out crowd, possibly because it's nearing the end of its run in theaters, but also because Kate Winslet is nominated for an Oscar for it (and is most likely to win).* Stephen Daldry's previous film was The Hours, and this shares that film's chilly demeanor, and emotional opaqueness. But where The Hours resonated over several story-lines to come to a dramatically satisfying conclusion, The Reader moves along its clear-cut path, as the principles age, but seem not to mature. One would think that wisdom would creep into any of these creatures at some point, but it is not to be found. One is left to sit in frustration while actions are carried out—or more specifically, not carried out—despite some ample history lessons contained therein teaching the folly of such a philosophy. Relationships do not alter, although a lifetime of experience may be contained within the boundaries of them. And finally, the film makes a mockery of the word "responsible."One comes away impressed by a line of dialogue every once in a while (David Hare wrote the script), the period detail seems right, the performances are "correct" (as they both play different ages of the same character, they seem to have found a perfect actor in David Kross who can match Ralph Fiennes for miserableness), but ultimately it's all for naught. This is a film without lesson, without moral, rightly or wrongly, but insists on trying to instill some shred of sympathy for a person responsible for inhuman behavior, based on their shame of a condition that they have the power to change at any time. What a waste.
* Man, you can get cynical with this, but the part has everything: the character is sympathetic/unsympathetic; has an affliction (illiterate, so no appliance-work, or physical moods to use) and a role that requires a lot of de-glamming make-up, as the character is required to age from 40 to 80. I tell ya, it's got everything to grab the gold...and then there's this YouTube video, that refers to this YouTube video.
Wednesday, April 5, 2023
All the King's Men (2006)

All the King's Men was already a great film, but there were too many compromises to the Hays Code to get it to the screen. Steve Zaillian (a fine screenwriter, who directed a favorite film of mine Searching for Bobby Fischer) decided to make a new film of Robert Penn Warren's Pulitzer Prize winning book, and sadly, wasted the opportunity in a film convinced of its own importance.*
From the crack of thunder that appears before the opening credits, to the thudding James Horner score that telegraphs (with hammers) each imminent plot-point (Horner uses one dirge-like theme which, by its third appearance, I had assigned lyrics "This-is-a-sad-sto-ry/A-bout Lou-i-si-an-na"), to the subdued lighting and the art design in shades of "Godfather" mordant, everything about this movie promises great portent, but merely meanders through its story of how nothing born of corruption can come to any good, be it man, ideals or building materials.It's a frustrating film to sit through, because the pieces are there given a less respectful (as in funeral-respect) presentation. The cast is impressive. Kate Winslet and Mark Ruffalo and Anthony Hopkins play the well-to-do Stanton clan. Kathy Baker and Jude Law are the blighted Burden clan, and Sean Penn, looking more and more like a young George C. Scott, plays the fictional surrogate of Huey Long, Willie Stark. As his flaks and flunkies, James Gandolfini, Patricia Clarkson and Jackie Earle Haley.Good cast. But there are problems. Penn, as he is wont to do, goes over-the-top in his speechifying, his arms waiving wildly in the air, his fingers doing filigreed dances. Where Penn got the inspiration to play it this way is a mystery, as footage of Long in speech-mode (below) shows him much more in control. Not even Adolph Hitler emotes this much. Jude Law, never the strongest of actors, falls into the dreariness of the film, staring at the other actors or nothing-in-particular with sad doe-like eyes.** One suspects editing problems with this film—Zaillian did spend an inordinate amount of time in post-production on it. Subjects are brought up and dropped, like Stark's football-playing son, who figures prominently in the '48 film, is mentioned here and then never heard from again.*** We never do find out how Burden's mother acquires facts to make an accusation against him. Mark Ruffalo's character is left as a dissatisfying enigma.What we do get is ponderous, and pretentious. Zaillian spends a lot of screen-time trying to show (visually) that the only thing that could unite the "hicks" and gentry of Louisiana is death. Again, that same lesson has been told in better films.
2023 Update: At the time the film came out, there was speculation that it was a "dig" at then-President George W. Bush. If so, it was bound to disappoint both sides, no matter where you came down on that particular president.
But, a re-watch today would make folks blanch—"well, that-tha-that's Donald Trump!"
Nope. Trump just borrowed from the same play-book that politicians have been using since politics became the world's "second oldest profession:" "Get elected by any means necessary. Cease power. Never let it go." That's the genius of Robert Penn Warren's book; he found inherent truths in the process and they continue no matter what generation after reads it. Sure, it seems like Trump—except for the details, the milieu, the accent. But, the autocracy is there. The crowd-whipping. The scandals. Warren could be accused of writing cliches. But, cliches are there because they're unerringly true and happen enough to become cliches.
For the truth is, politicians lie. And people look for a Messiah and want to be lied to. They eat it up. And the ultimate cliche. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
Just because it's a cliche doesn't make it not true.
*** Sadly, Zaillian, in an attempt to simplify his film, gutted some crucial scenes from it including the sub-plot about Stark's son, and an extended ending that provides the best scenes for Jude Law and Jackie Earle Haley.
Wednesday, January 25, 2023
Carnage (2011)
Get a Room!
or
Who's Afraid of Nibbles the Hamster?
A schoolyard brawl between two kids escalates into a meeting between the parents that only proves the kids are amateurs at it in Roman Polanski's new film Carnage, based on the play by Yasmina Reza. The meet-and-greet takes place at the New York apartment of Penelope and Michael Longstreet (Jodie Foster, John C. Reilly)— he's in hardware sales and she's an arts afficianado and rights activist, writing a book about African genocide—with Alan and Nancy Cowen (Christoph Waltz, Kate Winslet)—he's in lawyerly mode and she frets. It all starts well enough: cobbler is served and coffee offered, everyone's uncomfortable and on their best behavior. But the niceties don't last any longer than the cobbler. Penelope starts getting self-righteous, Michael, overly conciliatory, while Alan loses his laser-like focus from a series of interrupting cell-calls that from a client with a wonder-drug for high blood pressure that may have all sorts of side effects.
Then, Nancy...well, things go down-hill fast after Nancy...
It's basically a one-joke black-comedy that isn't remotely funny (the anti-punch-line comes at the end) turned up to 11 by an all-star cast and a director confined to a minimal set and probably going a little bit insane day by day. Bear in mind that Polanski was probably giggling and encouraging extremism all through shooting, but all these terrific actors have their moments of masonry mastication—Foster coming off the worst, and Winslet the best, with Reilly and Waltz being alternately obnoxious and snaky. Fairly soon, lines are drawn in tasteful carpets and there's a constant tying and untying of boundaries and bonds, that fall along lines of sex, politics and whatever the last subject talked about was.
There are histrionics galore, and while there are no real baring of souls, there are all sorts of baring of inhibitions and not in the fun way. These people seem to have absolutely no sense of decorum or restraint or any illusions that their opinions might not be the most pertinent to the proceedings. It's all out there, vomited at projectile force and with no dolby/no squelch. That would appear to be the comedy of it, but unfortunately it comes off a little forced and a little unrealistic. It doesn't matter how set in their ways and high-strung these people are, at some point there is going to be re-assessment and back-pedaling, even if the trajectory is straight down-hill.Not in this self-contained universe. There is no tentativeness here, no sticking the toes in to test the waters, everybody belly-flops into the pool from the high-minded-board. Even "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" is subtle by comparison, although there are some nice behavioral touches, like Penelope raising her level of discussion to an obviously uncomfortable volume to drown out Alan's phone-call. Common sense is forgotten along with the kids argument and everything degenrates to a tag-team grudge match between and among the couples.
Ultimately, it's a bad night out that you want to forget about in the morning.
Thursday, January 19, 2023
Avatar: The Way of Water
Friday, March 6, 2020
Contagion
Written at the time of the film's outbreak.

or
"Please Wash Your Hands Before Exiting the Theater"
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. Or even to crowd The Bitch. Because, sooner or later, she's going to look at all that nice smooth asphalt we've laid across her, and send up some crab-grass to seek out the weak spots and crack it.
"How do you like them pot-holes, Ozymandias?"*
Steven Soderbergh's "pandepic" Contagion fits quite well in the movie medical chest that includes such plague-filled films as Panic in the Streets, The Satan Bug, and The Andromeda Strain (one could also mention "The Stand," I Am Legend and the recent Rise of the Planet of the Apes—even, if we're talking Gaia's uprising, such natural disasters as The Happening (2008) and The Birds)—an organized, technologically advanced, scientifically-disciplined infrastructure is helpless against a simple organism that spreads through the sheer inevitability of exponentiality.**
It also cross-germinates into the "Butterfly Effect" genre (see Babel, 21 Grams, Crash)—you know, where we're all so interconnected that if a butterfly sneezes in China, we'd better cover our mouths in the United States or else we'll keel over into the Stone Age.*** And with so many stars (all very good, actually), it also reminds of one of those Irwin Allen SAG-slaughter disaster movies of the 1970's, that featured tag-lines like: "Who Will Survive?"
Contagion comes a few years after the majority of us could dismiss SARS and H1N1 in the real world with a blithe "where's the pandemic?" (completely dismissing such very real threats as AIDS and the hair-trigger Ebola and Marburg viruses).**** But, it is chilling that with all our research capabilities, we'd still be running behind any new threat, simply because the little suckers can evolve faster in the gut than we can be creationists in the lab. And Scott Z. Burns (who wrote Soderbergh's The Informant! and is updating "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." for him*****) has taken an...er...clinical approach with his screenplay, starting moments after "first contact," following the progress of the disease from China, to the United states, its spread and detection by the Center for Disease Control and their efforts to isolate the cause, and, possibly, find a cure. However fast they go (and it's a process hampered by testing schedules and production runs...and which pharmaceutical companies will profit from it), it's not enough to prevent wide-spread death and a near-collapse of societal structures throughout the world.
"It's figuring us out faster than we're figuring it out," says one of the techs (Jennifer Ehle) to her boss at CDC (Laurence Fishburne)...and it doesn't have a bureaucracy to work through. The drama is situational, so don't go in expecting ambulance chases and LED countdowns to disaster, but, instead, situations where families are ripped apart, investigators become victims, and desperation becomes just another symptom. It's a procedural with a widely-flung spray pattern.
The cast is amazing...Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Fishburne, Marion Cotillard, Kate Winslet...and just when you think they've run out of actors, up turns John Hawkes, Elliott Gould, Demetri Martin, and Bryan Cranston...you half-expect the full cast of Ocean's 13 to show up and cough out cameos. No one dominates, everybody underplays, and the heroics are human and low-key.
Nicely done, and food for thought, just wash your hands before eating.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a 2:00pm appointment for a flu shot.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: `Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert... Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear --
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.'
** We could also mention The War of the Worlds, but there, the bugs are the good guys.
*** A better example would be: "If Greece doesn't raise its debt-ceiling, should I rollover my 401k into doubloons?"
**** And yesterday, I heard people are dying from Listeria-infected cantaloupes!
***** At the time this was written, Soderbergh was attached to direct the project which was in development since 2005. Guy Ritchie eventually directed a screenplay written by himself and Lionel Wigram.
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Triple 9
or
La Kosher Nostra
Michael Atwood (Chiwetel Ejiofor) has a very good crew that does very bad things. Made up of former Blackwater agents and current Atlanta cops, he plans and executes heists for high-end clients with particular avaricious interests. He is very good at his work, as he gears his work towards the clock and the Atlanta PD's response time, with the goal of getting in and out in 3 to 4 minutes.
He is very good at his work, but lousy at picking his friends. Right now, he's doing jobs for the Russian Mob, hiding in plain sight as a kosher meat distributor in Atlanta, and run by Irina Vlaslov (Kate Winslet), whose husband is being held in a Russian prison. Irina's sister Elena (Gal Gadot) is the mother of Michael's son, Felix (Blake McLennan), and to keep a tight rein on Michael, they keep an even tighter grip on Felix. As Irina says at one point, "Love makes great demands on us all."
At the start of the film, Atwood's gang charges into a bank to rob a safe deposit box of diamonds—Irina's husband needs them to bribe his way out—and they do it with brazen efficiency and cunning forethought. The five man crew walks in with automatic weapons, ski masks over their faces—the metal detectors go off but it doesn't matter, police won't arrive for at least four minutes. Everyone down on the floor, and—this is chilling, Facebook friends—Atwood silently grabs the bank manager and shows him...pictures, pictures of his house, pictures of his family, nothing needs to be said. Detective Jeffrey Allen (Woody Harrelson) puts it succinctly: "The monster has gone digital..." (for the record, catlol's are fine).
Criminals being criminals, one of the group grabs some cash and once they're out of the bank and making their way down the freeway, a marker bomb goes off, tainting the money a sulfurous pink, dousing the crooks, and blinding the driver. The detective in the van a few cars back monitoring sees it all go south and all he can do is keep the situation from wildly escalating out of control. An armed car-jacking provides another vehicle and an IED attached to a gas can incinerates any evidence in the getaway van. Everybody meets later and licks their wounds, and get bad on the one crook for doing something stupid.
The timing might have been better—they should have thought about doing something stupid before they did the job. Because—as there usually is with heist movies—there's gotta be "one more job" before the pay-day on the first one. The diamonds are useless without the verification files—and guess where they're kept? At Homeland Security. No way. There's no way that they can break into Homeland Security and get the files they need in 3 to 4 minutes (if everything goes well, and it's certain that the guards won't be cooperative). They need at least ten minutes of uninterrupted work, and the only way they can do that is by a distraction—a really big one, one that will generate a "Calling All Cars" response and focus the attention of the Atlanta PD on one location across town, and it has to be done with minimum collateral. The solution is a "Triple 9"—the police call for "Officer Down—Urgent." To buy the time they need, they need to kill another cop.
Triple 9 is a modern version of the old noir heist movies—like Rififi, The Asphalt Jungle, The Killing—about desperate men watching the clock; not only are their "big scores" on a second-by-second schedule, but they're also watching the sand run out in their own personal hourglasses. Usually, the jobs have the doomed inevitability of "the last job," the one they're going to retire on, the one they're building whatever tenuous future they have left with. That they rarely go as planned, and are subject to the vulnerabilities betrayed by their participants in their need, are part and purloined parcel of the sub-genre. Triple 9 is tough, gritty, unsentimental, but the vulnerabilities are just as real and just as harsh in their consequences.
And it moves fast. Director John Hillcoat is on his own time-crunch to get all the characters and relationships in play so they have maximum impact when they pay off—it take a good hour before all the individuals are clearly identifiable and their justifications for their actions made clear—part of that is that quite a few have been culled as expendable as the stakes get higher and the weakest links snap, or merely cut down.
Death is around every corner. Atlanta is a hot-bed of gang activity, which is the main focus of the PD. And while the apprentice criminals are acting up, making a lot of noise, the pros sneak under the radar, unnoticed. They're aided and abetted by some of their own with insider knowledge (hence the 999 idea), their loyalties divided, helping not to solve the crimes they've committed.
And they have the perfect target—Detective Allen has a nephew Chris (Casey Affleck) who has just rotated into the downtown district. He is given the usual rookie treatment of the tenderfoot, but he's no greenhorn, and he's not intimidated by or complacent with any gang member's bull-posturing, an attitude that clearly annoys his partner Marcus Belmont (Anthony Mackie) whose in Atwood's gang up to his neck and decides that Chris is the perfect 999—his uncle's in the force, has sway—that is, until Chris saves his life in a struggle for a weapon with a gang-member. But, loyalty only goes so far—about the length of a coin. Or the trajectory of a bullet.
Production values? The film is shot on location and, let's face it, when you're dealing with urban warfare, you don't do a lot of set-dressing. The tattoo budget must be impressive, though. And it's a good thing for the film-makers the price of gasoline has dropped. Hillcoat is fast and efficient and doesn't waste a lot of frames. More importantly, in this day and age, he doesn't shirk on them, either. And the actors are given latitude to set themselves apart from each other in terms of style and attitude, separating their characters in squads of those who know they're living in a tragedy and those who don't. Chiwetel Ejiofor, in particular, makes the most of the former camp, even as he pushes through it with a fierce defiance. Casey Affleck and Anthony Mackie are two of the best second-tier actors out there, who can make A-listers look flat in comparison, or as if they're working too hard, and their relationship is actually the strongest of any two characters in the film, in good and bad times, just by the looks they throw at each other. As per usual, the women are given short-shrift in this type of film. There's less dimension to Winslet and Gadot, merely because they're scowling as much as the Big Boys, although the casualness with which they do it should be noted—as if Winslet played villains every day.
The one relationship you don't believe is the Affleck-Harrelson nephew-uncle relationship; you don't believe that these two could ever be related to each other, despite Harrelson's mother-bear reactions to his nephew's predicaments. Harrelson's veteran cop is so tainted and Affleck's so effectively unaffected that you wonder how much time they actually spent with each other to have one influence the other. The script speaks of a bond, but if Hillcoat short-changed anything in the film, it's the scenes between Affleck and Harrelson...or the rehearsal time needed to make them a bit more sympatico.
The movie's not for everyone. It's a hard "R" for violence and language (no sex) and for the depiction of human misery that surrounds the events and informs them. Other than that, the story is a late-model LED-illuminated version of the type.
As they say in The Asphalt Jungle, Crime is only a left handed form of human endeavor. But in the age of cell-phones and IED's, check that bracelet to make that left hand doesn't get blown off.