Sunday, October 27, 2024

Don't Make a Scene: Rosemary's Baby (1969)

The Story: This is another of the late Premiere magazine's "Classic Scene" features...from November, 1999, the subject being the last scene of Rosemary's Baby
. And considering how few YouTube video's have the complete scene (answer: none), I'm surprised they did it.

The reason it's here is because it was produced by one of my favorite movie-hustlers, William Castle, who produced many a cheap, gimmicky horror film (so successfully that he inspired Hitchcock to make Psycho!) Hopefully, you've read this month's post about The Tingler and there are others around here somewhere—I try to post at least one Castle feature every Hallowe'en season. He'd bought the film-rights to Ira Levin's book with the intention of directing it for Paramount, until Robert Evans forebade it lest the movie look "cheap" and successfully approached Roman Polanski to make it. Castle got the producing credit and a cameo.

And Polanski made the better film. Castle would have kept the "camp" elements, certainly, but I'm not sure he would have rooted it so deeply in the real world, with references to "plain ordinary" Lipton's Tea, Vidal Sassoon hair-styles (not without some payment, at least) which is one of the most horrorific aspects to it: the movie leaves us with "the anti-Christ" and wanders off into the world, leaving us with the knowledge that "life goes on normally" even if, behind closed doors and black-out curtains, things aren't normal at all. Talk about instilling paranoia! Even Castle would have a hard time doing that, no matter how many seat-buzzers and glowing skeletons he could pack into the theater.

No, Polanski wanted to make things as normal as apple-pie, even casting familiar faces as the Satanists—my favorite is probably Hope Summers (who played Aunt Bea's neighbor, Clara, on the "Mayberry" shows and seemed to be on every sit-com known to man and Beast). And the seemingly comic busybodies who make up her neighbors are certainly no threat, although they are odd and set-in-their-ways, and Polanski's treatment of them might be chuckle-inducing...with little touches like Ruth Gordon's Mrs. Castanet smudging the place where Rosemary's knife cut the floor (don't want to ruin the finish!) or Patsy Kelly's obnoxious Laura-Louise sticking her tongue out at Rosemary as she slunks back to her pity-party (Satanists can be SO petty!) And the whole situation where the displaying of the anti-Christ resembles nothing so much as a neighborly baby-shower...or the world's worst Tupperware party.

But, he also could be giving us a warning, too. Informality doesn't necessitate complacency.

Don't get comfortable. 

Oh. And ("...you haven't been, really") don't forget to vote.
 
The Set-up: There are difficult pregnancies and there are DIFFICULT pregnancies (emphasis on the "cult"!). From the Premiere Magazine intro: "Mia Farrow plays Rosemary Woodhouse, a waifish young housewife, who has been unwittingly impregnated by Satan. Unknown to Rosemary, her elderly neighbors, Roman and Minnie Castavet (Sidney Blackmer and Oscar-winning Best Supporting Actress Ruth Gordon) are a couple of witches who head a coven (which includes Rosemary's actor husband Guy, played by John Cassavetes; the oddball Laura-Louise, played by Patsy Kelly; and Hope Summers's Mrs. Gilmore). Here, just days after giving birth (she has been told that her baby died), she sneaks into the Castavets' apartment (they are supposed to be in Europe), kitchen knife in hand, having been drawn by activity and voices. In the living room she finds the coven and — yikes! — a black bassinet with an upside-down cross hanging over it.
 
Action.
 
Rosemary is at the archway now. She can see the coven is at the other end, laughing, talking softly. Ice cubes clink.
She betters her grip on the knife and moves a step forward. 
She stops, staring.

Across the room in the one large window bay stands a black bassinet, skirted with black taffeta, hooded and flounced with black organza. A silver ornament turns on a black ribbon pinned to its black hood. The stiff organza trembles. The silver ornament quivers and we can see that it is a crucifix hanging upside down, with the black ribbon wound and knotted around Jesus' ankles.
Rosemary wipes her hands on her housecoat, throws back her hair, finds a fresh grip on the knife's thick handle and steps out where they can see her. Insanely, they don't. They go right on talking, listening, sipping, pleasantly, partying. Mr. and Mrs. Castevet, Guy, Mr. Fountain, the Weeses, Laura-Louise and a studious-looking young Japanese with eye-glasses. All gathered under an over-the-mantel portrait of Adrian Marcato (the same as in the book). 
Mr. Castevet sees Rosemary first, puts down his drink and touches Mrs. Castevet 's arm. The voices fade. 
Those who sit with their back to Rosemary turn around questioningly. Guy starts to rise but sits down again. 
Laura-Louise claps both hands to her mouth and starts squealing. 
MRS. GILMORE
Rosemary! Get back in bed, Rosemary; you know you aren't supposed to be up and around. 
JAPANESE
Is the mother? 
Mr. Castevet nods and the Japanese looks at Rosemary with interest. JAPANESE Ah, sssaasassssss. 
Watching them, Rosemary starts across the room toward the bassinet.
MR. CASTEVET
Rosemary. 
ROSEMARY Shut up. 
MR. CASTEVET Before you look at- 
ROSEMARY
Shut up. You're in Dubrovnik. I don't hear you.  
Rosemary watches them until she is by the bassinet, which is angled in their direction. 
With her free hand, she catches the black-covered handle and swings the bassinet slowly,
gently, around to face her.
Taffeta rustles, the black wheels squeal.
She looks in,
smiling gently,
she slowly reaches her left arm to take the baby.
The smile fades on her face
and changes into an expression of horror.
She backs slowly away and freezes with her eyes wide open. 
ROSEMARY
What have you done to it? 
ROSEMARY
What have you done to its eyes?!? 
They stir and look to Mr. Castevet. 
MR. CASTEVET
He has His Father's eyes.*
Rosemary looks at him, looks at Guy - whose eyes are hidden behind a hand - looks at Mr. Castevet again. 
ROSEMARY
What are you talking about? Guy's eyes are normal! 
ROSEMARY
What have done to him, 
ROSEMARY
you maniacs?!
She moves from the bassinet ready to kill him. 
MR. CASTEVET
Satan is His Father, not Guy. 
MR. CASTEVET
He came up from Hell and begat a Son of mortal woman! 
MR. WEES
Hail Satan.
MRS. GILMORE
  Hail Satan!

Mr. Castevet cries, his voice growing louder and prouder, his bearing more strong and forceful. 
MR. CASTEVET
Satan is His Father and His Name is Adrian! 
MR. CASTEVET
He shall overthrow the mighty and lay waste their temples! 
MR. CASTEVET
He shall redeem the despised and wreak vengeance in the name of the burned and the tortured! 
MR. CASTEVET
Hail Adrian! 
VOICES
Hail Adrian! Hail Adrian! 
MR. CASTEVET
Hail Satan! Hail Satan! 
VOICES Hail Satan!
Rosemary shakes her head. 
ROSEMARY No. 
MRS. CASTEVET
He chose you out of all the world, Rosemary. Out of all the women in the whole world, He chose you. He arranged everything 'cause He wanted you to be the mother of His only living Son. 
MR. CASTEVET
His power is stronger than stronger. 
MRS. WEES Hail Satan. 
MR. CASTEVET:
His might will last longer than longer. 
JAPANESE
Hail Satan! 
Laura-Louise uncovers her mouth. Guy looks out at Rosemary from under his hand. 
ROSEMARY
No, 
ROSEMARY
it can't be. 
ROSEMARY
No. 
MRS. CASTEVET
Go look at His hands.  
LAURA-LOUISE
And His feet. 
ROSEMARY
Oh...
ROSEMARY
...
God. 
She covers her face. 
The knife falls into the floor and sways, upright. 
VOICES MR. CASTEVET (Thundering) God is DEAD
ROSEMARY Oh God! oh God! oh God
MR. CASTEVET God 
MR. CASTEVET
...is dead. Satan lives! 
MR. CASTEVET
The year is One! 
MR. CASTEVET Hail Satan! Hail Adrian! Hail Adrian! Hail Satan! The year is One, God is done! The year is One, Adrian's begun! 
Rosemary backs away. 
ROSEMARY
No, no Oh, God!
She backs further and further away through the shouting people. In the confusion of movement, a faint fragment of her dream flashes. A chair is behind her; she sits down on it and stares at them. 
Mrs. Castevet goes over and, grunting as she stoops, 
pulls out the knife and takes it into the kitchen.
Guy follows her. Laura-Louise rocks the bassinet possessively, making faces into it.
Rosemary sits staring. Mr. Castevet comes over to her. 
MR. CASTEVET
Why don't you help us out, Rosemary, be a real mother to Adrian. You don't have to join if you don't want to; 
MR. CASTEVET
just be a mother to your baby. 
(Bends down and whispers) 
MR. CASTEVET
Minnie and Laura-Louise are too old. 
MR. CASTEVET
It's not right. 
Rosemary looks at Mr. Castevet. He straightens up. The doorbell rings. 
MR. CASTEVET
Think about it, Rosemary. 
He goes to answer the door. 
The Japanese, sitting across the room on a hassock, catches Rosemary's eye, grins and ducks his head. He holds up an opened camera into which he is putting film.
ROSEMARY
Oh God. 
LAURA-LOUISE
(Rocking the bassinet) Oh. Shut up with your Oh God's,
LAURA-LOUISE
or we'll kill you, milk or no milk. 
MRS. WEES  You shut up. 
She comes to Rosemary and puts a dampened handkerchief in her hand.
MRS. WEES
Rosemary is His mother, so you show some respect. 
Laura-Louise mutters.
Rosemary wipes her forehead and cheeks with the hand-kerchief. The Japanese, sitting across the room on a hassock, catches Rosemary's eye, grins and ducks his head. He holds up an opened camera into which he is putting film. Rosemary looks down and starts crying. 

Mr. Castevet comes in, holding the arm of ARGYRON STAVROPOULOS. He is a robust, handsome, dark-skinned man, wearing a white suit, white shoes and carrying a large box wrapped in light blue paper patterned with Teddy bears and candy canes. Musical sounds come from it. Everyone gathers to meet him and shake his hand. There is a confused, hushed conversation from which words like "Worried - pleasure -- airport - Stavropoulos -- occasion" can be heard. 
Laura-Louise brings the box to the bassinet. She holds it up for the baby to see, shakes it, and puts it on the window seat. There are other boxes similarly wrapped and a few that are wrapped in black with black ribbon. 
Mr. Castevet draws Argyron Stavropoulos forward. 
MR. CASTEVET Come, my friend. Come see Him. 
MR. CASTEVET
Come see the Child. 
They go to the bassinet. Laura-Louise waits with a proprietary smile. They close around it and look into it silently. 
Argyron Stavropoulos lowers himself to his knees. 
Guy comes back from the kitchen, over to Rosemary.
He stands looking down at her. 
GUY
They promised me you wouldn't be hurt, 
GUY
and you haven't been, really. 
GUY
I mean, suppose you'd had a baby and lost it; wouldn't it be the same? And we're getting so much in return, Ro. 
Rosemary puts the handkerchief on the table, looks at Guy, and,

as hard as she can, spits at him. 
Guy flushes 
and turns away, wiping his face. 
Laura-Louise rocks the bassinet. The baby starts whimpering. 
Mr. Castevet catches Guy by the arm. 
MR. CASTEVET
Guy, let me introduce you to Argyron Stavropoulos  Argyron Stavropoulos clasps Guy's hand in both his own. 
STAVROPOULOS
How proud you must be. 
He looks over Guy's shoulder, at Rosemary.
STAVROPOULOS
Is this the mother? Why in the name of - 
Mr. Castevet draws him away, speaking in his ear. 
Mrs. Castevet brings a mug of steaming tea to Rosemary. 
MRS. CASTEVET
Here, Drink this and you'll feel a little better .. 
Rosemary looks at the mug and looks up at Mrs. Castevet. 
ROSEMARY
What's in it? Tannis root? 
MRS. CASTEVET
Nothing is in it. It's plain ordinary Lipton tea. 
MRS. CASTEVET
You drink it. 
Rosemary looks 
at Laura-Louise rocking the bassinet.
The baby is still whimpering, and Laura-Louise rocks it faster and faster. 
Rosemary gets up 
and goes over. 
LAURA-LOUISE
Get away from here. Roman!
ROSEMARY
You're rocking him too fast. 
LAURA-LOUISE
Sit down! 
LAURA-LOUISE
(To Mr. Castevet) Get her out of here. Put her where she belongs. -
ROSEMARY
You're rocking him too fast. That's why he's whimpering.
LAURA-LOUISE
Mind your own business! 
MR. CASTEVET Let Rosemary rock him. 
Laura-Louise stares at him. He stands behind the bassinet's head. 
MR. CASTEVET
Go on. Sit down with the others. Let Rosemary rock Him.
LAURA-LOUISE
She's liable - 
MR. CASTEVET Sit down with the others, Laura-Louise. 
Laura-Louise huffs 
and marches away. 
MR. CASTEVET
Rock him. 
He smiles at Rosemary and moves the bassinet back and forth towards her, holding it by its hood. Rosemary stands still and looks at him.!
ROSEMARY
You're trying to get me to be his mother. - 
MR. CASTEVET
Aren't YOU His mother? 
Slowly, Rosemary lets the black-covered handle come into her hand,
and closes her fingers around it. 
For a few moments they rock the bassinet between them, then Mr. Castevet lets go and Rosemary rocks it alone, nice and slowly. 
Mr. Castevet withdraws silently to where everybody now stands in a semi-circle, watching.
Dr. Sapirstein comes into the room and looks at the scene, in surprise.
Mrs. Castevet puts her finger to her lips.
The Japanese steps forward 
and crouching down to find an angle, clicks his camera. 
Very softly, Rosemary is humming. 
From behind the window, 
we can hear the distant noise of the street and cars hooting. 
The sun has already set behind the buildings
and the pleasant evening light covers the city. 
THE END
 
 
Words by Roman Polanski (and Ira Levin)
 

Rosemary's Baby is available on DVD, Blu-Ray and 4K UHD from Paramount Home Entertainment and The Criterion Collection.
 
 
* Mad Magazine's parody of the film had Rosemary give a great rejoinder: "Blood-red eyes? Who's his father? Dean Martin?" Oh. And for those of you who notice such things (Being raised Catholic, I did!), the capitalization of "His" and the entity's name are from the script (Being raised Catholic, I had to fight an impulse to change it...once you're in "the club", you know). They do it in religious texts for Supreme Beings in the religions that I know, anyway, so...)