It was like watching a train-wreck in slow-motion yelling "I'm a train-wreck!" But...as they say in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, he "got better." He's been sober a year and has been making amends, all to the good. Which is great news.
Because Charlie Sheen has always been a hell of a good actor—it is in his DNA—and that he could carry off his sitcom roles with such dexterity while his world was flying apart is a testament to how good he is.
And he was good from the beginning, as this scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off attests—but then, I'm prejudiced as I love dead-pan humor, and Sheen's performance is as dry—and as minimalist—as it comes. But, it works hilariously, in no small part to Sheen's performance—and Jennifer Grey's reactions to it—and how Hughes films and cuts it.
Glad to have you back, Charlie. "Winner."
The Story: Jeanie Bueller (Jennifer Grey) is making it her business to expose her brother Ferris (Matthew Broderick) for falsely pretending sickness to skip school. It is not going well. Returning home to catch him not in the act (and frustrated by his ability to get away with it—and achieving an out-sized fame for doing so), she becomes alarmed when she thinks the Bueller home is being broken into—by school principal Rooney (Jeffrey Jones), who is attempting the exact same thing she's doing. A call to the police contrarily lands her in jail, where she sits...and stews.
Action!
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186 INT. POLICE STATION. WAITING ROOM 186
Jeanie is distracted by the sound of cracking knuckles
Jeanie's sitting on a wooden bench with a WASTED TEENAGE BOYin a Triumph t-shirt, long hair, torn jeans, creepers, studs
and chains.
He's studying her.
BOY Drugs?
JEANIE Uh...No, thank you. I'm straight.
BOY I meant, are you in here for drugs?
Jeanie stares at him.
JEANIE Why are you here?
BOY Drugs.
JEANIE I don't know why I'm here.
BOY Then why don't you go home?
JEANIE Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?
The boy stares at her.
BOY You wear too much eye make-up.
BOY My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.
BOY You don't want to talk about your problem?
JEANIE With you? Are you serious?
BOY
JEANIE Blow yourself.
Jeanie turns away. The boy crosses his legs. Jeanie looks back at him.
JEANIE You really want to know what's wrong?
The boy shrugs.
BOY I know what's wrong. I just wanna hear you say it.
JEANIE
BOY That's cool. Did you
JEANIE No, not yet.
The boy nods. He understands the emotion.
JEANIE I went home to...
JEANIE ...confirm that the shithead was ditching school and when I was there a guy broke into the house...
JEANIE ...and I called the cops and they picked me up for making a phony phone call.
BOY What do you care if your brother ditches school?
Jeanie stares at the boy.
JEANIE Why should he get to ditch school when everybody else has to go?
BOY You could ditch.
JEANIE I'd get caught.
BOY I see.
BOY So, you're pissed at him because he ditches and doesn't get caught?
JEANIE Basically.
BOY Basically.
The boy nods knowingly.
BOY Then your problem is you.JEANIE Excuse me?
BOY Excuse you.
BOY You
BOY It's just an opinion.
Jeanie stares angrily at him. Partly because he's so bold and partly because he's so right.
JEANIE Hm.
JEANIE What are you, a psychiatrist now?
BOY No.
JEANIE Why don't you keep your opinions to yourself?
BOY There's somebody you should talk to.
Jeanie stares at him threateningly.
JEANIE If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.
BOY Oh, You know him?
CU. JEANIE'S HAND
It curls into a fist. With an audible crack.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Words by John Hughes
Pictures by Tak Fujimoto and John Hughes
Ferris Bueller's Day Off is available on DVD from Paramount Home Entertainment.
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